So, I'm going through my routine nightly process before hitting the bed. Grab my toothpaste, toothbrush, start brushing, bla bla bla. I get done with flossing, then start washing my face. I don't know about you guys, but when I wash my face, I blow my nose too. So, as I'm blowing my nose to clean all that good stuff out, I look down, I see the water is red. First thing that comes to mind? Fucking shit, another nose bleed? Two seconds later, my nose drips a fat drop of blood.
Don't know if you guys are from California or not, but where I live currently, we're being hit by a fat ass heat wave. So. Hot weather out of no where, equals lovely nose bleeds for me.
Oh, a little fact about me:
I. Fucking. Hate. Hot. Weather.
Yeah. Anything over 80 pisses me off. I like early/mid Spring weather. Nice and cool. Not this delayed bullshit heat wave weather.
What the hell are we supposed to do when the weather gets ridiculously hot? Wear our birthday suits and skip merrily around? Winter is fine with me, cause when it gets cold, I can just slap on another layer for warmth. But when it comes to bullshit hot weather, we can't do shit unless we have AC.
...uh yeah that's the end of my anger post/rant. Currently just sitting here and typing with a wad of toilet paper in one nostril to "stop" the nose-bleed. Hurray for me. Night folks!
You should move to PA, it rains here all the time and it's usually pretty cold. I miss the sun):
ReplyDeleteBlowing your nose? That's pretty rank!
ReplyDeleteI'm a fellow Californian, and I too hate this damn heat out of nowhere. It's supposed to surpass 100 tomorrow :P
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