Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The behind? The rack? Them thighs? How 'bout the face?

So this conversation always comes up when I'm talking with people. Friends, strangers, classmates, whoever.

"Ohhhh, so you're a butt guy eh?"

"Niceeee, titty man. High five bro!"

"Hell yeah man, it's all about the legs."

"Nahhhhhhh, it's all about the feet fool!!!" (wtf)

You guys get the idea.. right? I'm pretty sure most of you guys out there stumble upon these conversations every once in a while. (Unless you're not into females, or you are a female, then uh.. yeaaaah. Sorry.) Personally, I'm a butt/leg kinda guy. I mean, if they have nice legs, they're bound to have a decent butt, right? (That's my way of thinking, at least.) These kind of conversations always pop up when I'm out with people. Whether it be at a cafe, restaurant, parking lot, wherever. (As long as there's females, and not all sausages, 95% chance the topic would pop up.)

Soooooooooo, to get to the meat (pun intended) of the post, I wanted to know what type you guys are. Perrrrrsonalllyyyyyyy, I wouldn't mind having a cute face, nice body, and of course, and awesome personality. But hey, can't get everything we ask for, right?

What would you guys prefer over the other? Legs over butt? Butt over legs? Rack over everything? ...or just a cute pretty little face? 8)

I'm kinda in the "post about females" mood these past couple days, so mahh baddd if it irritates you in any way. I can't help it. (=


(sighhhh...it's just something about a cute round bubble butt that just graaaaaabs and reels me in.)

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Females, bootys, and relationships.

So about a day ago, I bumped into my Ex and her sister, (I'm cool with both of them, so don't think it's one of those crazy relationship breakups where we hate each other or something)  at some workshop we needed to take to get credit for one of our college courses. I was kinda surprised to see them there, cause we haven't really talked in a while. But what surprised me the most, was how much my Ex had changed. ..And by changed, I mean chaaaaaanged. (Body wise, if you catch my drift. Those tight booty shorts, tank top, you know what I mean.)

I mean, it's not like I haven't noticed before, cause I've bumped into them here and there, but it kinda just hit me at that moment. You know when you open a portapotty(however you spell it), and the smell just.. socks you in the face? Yeah it was kinda like that.

So this got me thinking. When I dated her, she was my first girlfriend. (This was in high school, I knew absolutely nothing, and was an imbecile when it came to girls and relationships.) I haven't been in an actual relationship since then, because I guess you can say I'm a bit picky when it comes to relationships, now that I "think" I know more about it. But when it comes to fooling around with any girl, I really could care less, as long as her intention is like-wise.

So, to get to the point, I've fooled around since then, with different girls. But what I keep thinking is, say I actually find a girl I wanna pursue a serious relationship with. ...and she's a virgin. Now, this is what kinda gets to me. Girls that aren't virgins, tend to not really care if you're not one either, as long as you're clean. But when it comes to virgins, that's where it gets iffy. I keep picturing situations in my head where we're having a deep (no pun intended) conversation, and she brings up the "how many have you slept with?" topic. This is where I would panic in my head. Saying one wouldn't sound bad, saying two would be worse, but still not as bad, but then when you get to three or more, that's where the world fucking comes to an end.

I'm in college now. I'm thinking what most other hormone raging college guys are thinking. "Okay, I would totally do her." "Holy shit, that buuttttttt!" "FFFFFFFUCK!" Yeah, you get the point. I'm not gonna lie, truthfully, I just wanna tap anyone that I find attractive. And this hot summer weather doesn't really calm my hormones down. (Hot weather = girls in short shorts, tank tops, bla bla, you get the point.)

Anyway, I'm kinda stuck between a rock.. and a hard place at the moment. Either I go mess around whenever I want and don't give a fuck, or find a relationship. But then again, relationships = money, time, devotion, etc., whereas messing around involves little to nothing of that sort. Plus, with college and studying.. I'm just not so sure about relationships. But then again... later on in the future IFFFF I do find someone.. what the fuck am I supposed to say when she asks me how many girls have I slept with?

"...Oh... just a couple. You know.. like 15."

LOL jk. Anyways, that's whats been on my mind.

/end blabbering.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Okay. Utter, bullshit.

So, I'm going through my routine nightly process before hitting the bed. Grab my toothpaste, toothbrush, start brushing, bla bla bla. I get done with flossing, then start washing my face. I don't know about you guys, but when I wash my face, I blow my nose too. So, as I'm blowing my nose to clean all that good stuff out, I look down, I see the water is red. First thing that comes to mind? Fucking shit, another nose bleed? Two seconds later, my nose drips a fat drop of blood.

Don't know if you guys are from California or not, but where I live currently, we're being hit by a fat ass heat wave. So. Hot weather out of no where, equals lovely nose bleeds for me.

Oh, a little fact about me:
I. Fucking. Hate. Hot. Weather.

Yeah. Anything over 80 pisses me off. I like early/mid Spring weather. Nice and cool. Not this delayed bullshit heat wave weather.

What the hell are we supposed to do when the weather gets ridiculously hot? Wear our birthday suits and skip merrily around? Winter is fine with me, cause when it gets cold, I can just slap on another layer for warmth. But when it comes to bullshit hot weather, we can't do shit unless we have AC.


...uh yeah that's the end of my anger post/rant. Currently just sitting here and typing with a wad of toilet paper in one nostril to "stop" the nose-bleed. Hurray for me. Night folks!

Hmmmm, what to post.. for my first post.

Why hello there peoples. As you can see, this is my first post. I'm not new to the blogging game, but "new" to Blogger, I suppose. Don't want to make my first post seem boring.. so let's see how I'll start this out.

A little about how I blog:
- I use profanity/curse words when I feel it is needed. Or... for fun.
- I may blog a fat post, or a post with a few words. Or maybe just a picture, and a one word description. Or... whatever is on my mind.
- I like cars. Which means what? I'm a "car head" or an enthusiast, as others may say. So, be prepared to see cars that I like, or have interest in.
- Many of my posts may be random. Just sayin'.
- That's all I can think of at the moment.. there's plenty more for sure, but I can't think of the rest at the moment. I'm pretty occupied with eating and typing this at the moment, sorry.

So yeah, that's just a pinch of knowledge for ya, ..if it even matters.

Love it or hate it, I'm expressing myself, and whatever's on my mind.

Welcome to Phantaaastic's blog. 8)